Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Mark Neumann to Eric Hovde: "You're Not a True Cow"

- "I'm the Conservative"
- "No, I'm the Conservative"
- "No, I AM"
- "I look more insane!"
- "No, I look more insane!"
- "No you don't"

Ohhhh jeez. "Laser Eyes" Mark Neumann has another new TV ad out this morning calling out Hovde on a bunch of stuff he's said over the last few years regarding bank bailouts and that he'd be willing to pay higher taxes, so that doesn't make him a "true conservative." (Sling that mud Mark!)

But here's what confuses the hell out of me. He introduces the commercial with a cow on the right side of the screen and says " Ol' Bessie the dairy cow" and then proceeds to have a fake TV screen on the left with Hovde's sound bites and a scary-man voice-over. At the end of it it says again "Ol' Bessie is a real cow, Eric Hovde isn't a real conservative". Like everything Mark Neumann, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Am I the only one who thinks that these people running in the Republican  Neo-Stalwart Primary are unqualified for office based on the bat shit crazy TV ads? I mean honestly, Tommy T's all leather jacketed and shouting at me with a stop sign, Eric Hovde is dodging fake mud, (WisDem's call him out on it), and Mark Neumann is trying to tell me our President only supports quails, cocaine, & gay scientists. 

As always, once they get this thing posted online I will put it on here, but Neumann is really starting to pile up the TV ads, making a push in the final 2 and a 1/2 weeks. Plus, when you look at the WisDem's "News" website, you can see where they think this race is going with all of the anti-Hovde information. I hope they start realizing, Tommy's not winning.

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